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O Lord, grant that we may always be right, for Thou knowest we will never change our minds.
"Wish not to seem, but to be, the best." -- Aeschylus
No man would listen to you talk if he didn't know it was his turn next. -- E.W. Howe
A sense of humor keen enough to show a man his own absurdities will keep him from the commission of all sins, or nearly all, save those that are worth committing. -- Samuel Butler
A clever prophet makes sure of the event first
The geographical center of Boston is in Roxbury. Due north of the center we find the South End. This is not to be confused with South Boston which lies directly east from the South End. North of the South End is East Boston and southwest of East Boston is the North End.
"And it should be the law: If you use the word `paradigm' without knowing what the dictionary says it means, you go to jail. No exceptions." -- David Jones @ Megatest Corporation
Welcome to the Zoo!
Let the people think they govern and they will be governed. -- William Penn, founder of Pennsylvania
Everything bows to success, even grammar.
Stupidity is its own reward.
Support staff hung over, send aspirin and come back LATER.
You're almost as happy as you think you are.
People seem to think that the blanket phrase, "I only work here," absolves them utterly from any moral obligation in terms of the public -- but this was precisely Eichmann's excuse for his job in the concentration camps.